Ho, Ho HORROR! A Celebration of Creepy Christmas Cinema Classics

From Home Alone to Night of the Comet to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, a fond look back at the Yuletide favorites that inspire just as much terror and dread as they do mirth and merriment



By: James Swift

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Kit-Kat Kristen and Jazzy James return for yet another vodcast, this time taking a look at a slate of seasonal favorites with a pronounced horror vibe ā€” even if you canā€™t really call some of these movies ā€œhorror filmsā€ in the strictest, traditional sense of the term.


As part of the Ho, Ho HORROR festivities, join us for a nearly hour-long video special in which we shoot the breeze and discuss such long-argued cinematic questions as whether or not Die Hard truly IS a Christmas movie, if Linnea Quigleyā€™s deer-antler impalement in Silent Night, Deadly Night is the scream queenā€™s finest onscreen movie death and seriously ā€” what, supposedly, is wrong with that one doll on the Island of Misfit Toys?


Along the way, our co-hosts also touch upon such holly, jolly digressions and Yuletide tangents as ...


ā€” Whether or not The Wizard of Oz is truly a cursed film (or, failing that, an abstruse metaphor for late 1800s monetary policy?)


ā€” Jamesā€™ deep, dark secret involving a certain 1997 straight-to-video cult classic (hint: it includes the old cassette tape switcheroo with a certain movie starring Michael Keaton as a CGI snowman.)


ā€” Which holidays shouldā€™ve served as the anchor points for a never-realized Nightmare Before Christmas sequel (no, one of them isnā€™t Columbus Day, in case you were wondering.)


ā€” Now that weā€™ve had three decades to consider the matter, what is the best song on the Night of the Comet soundtrack?


ā€” What cult classic slasher movie ā€” unironically ā€” contains Jamesā€™ all-time favorite Christmas song?


ā€” Where does the 2009 version of A Christmas Carol starring Jim Carrey excel where previous adaptations of the Dickensā€™ classic faltered?


ā€” How exactly does the infamous ā€œno feeding after midnightā€ proviso from Gremlins work as an applied biomechanical principle?


ā€” What iconic Christmas movie creature does Kit-Kat compare to ā€” of all things ā€” the primary antagonist of the Tobe Hooper horror flick The Funhouse?


ā€” And, perhaps most importantly, when you look at them objectively, is there really that much of a difference between the central plot points of Home Alone and Halloween


Make sure you have plenty of eggnog on hand for this one, folks ā€” and, as always, feel free to download the podcast in audio-only form via the link below. Hey, it beats listening to ā€œLast Christmasā€ for the four-millionth-and-seventeenth time, doesnā€™t it?


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